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CODEC |
| *BLEEP BLEEP* |
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Kim Young |
| Hello, you've reached MSTron, where the pain never ends! How may I direct your call? |
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CODEC |
| ...You know nothing of pain, girl. Regardless, I must speak to the strongest one among your cadre. Nothing less than a hero is required for this one. |
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Kim Young |
| A hero? In our midst? Ahhhh....Let me see. Hey, you! Mister Super! You seem to be a hero of some kind. This call is for you. |
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Super Joe |
| Hello? What, a hero? I think you're confused, I'm not- |
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CODEC |
| -Super Joe. You do not know me, but I certainly know of you. Your service against the Nazi--ehm, Badds was instrumental to our cause. However, I have not called you to tell you what you already know. I've called you to send you and the staff a very important document. By "important" I mean horrifying. Brace yourself. |
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Super Joe |
| Well alright, I guess if you say so. I'll head to Area 13 immediately and prepare for the worst. Can the rest of you fight with me? Good. Joe out. |
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Radd Spencer |
| You, a superhero? Your only superpower is getting super captured. At least I have a bionic arm. You got your ass kicked by Hitler, for Christ's sake. Speaking of which, I'm going to grapple up into a radio tower, curl up, and cry until this comic goes away. Guess you're stuck with these losers, Joe. |
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Ash |
| Losers? I resent that statement. Why, my loss rate only appears inflated due to interceptions by boomas and killer androids. And....What the hell? Are these really badly drawn rodents, or even worsely drawn cobra people? |
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Nei |
| W.. what? Wait, why am I involved with this? What is this anyway? ... OH FOR THE LOVE OF PALMA it's a Rescue Rangers wanna-be with apparently homosexual mice! |
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Crassius Curio |
| What? Did someone just call me? Oh, snookums, this looks terrific! Let me get out my sketchpad! |
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Solid Snake |
| Becoming a superhero isn't that easy. It takes hard work and dedication to a cause, and the will to see it through to the end at any cost. You can't just ask yourself "Am I a hero?" |
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Raiden |
| Hm... Am I a hero, Snake? |
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Solid Snake |
| No. |
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Raiden |
| But what about the- |
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Solid Snake |
| Sorry. |
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Raiden |
| -Big Shell... SHIT. |