3017 CODEC
*BLEEP BLEEP*
3018 Hiroshi Yamauchi
What what already? You wake me up from bed! It only 3 PM! I can't retire in peace? Oh shit, what is this?
3019 CODEC
Mr. Yamauchi, I'm uploading a file to you by CODEC. This file contains a webcomic, one of impossibly poor quality in both writing and art. Your further input is required in this matter. Without your wisdom, we could be looking at a dire threat to good taste. Please open the file now.
3020 Hiroshi Yamauchi
I retire from business of putting crap on people monitors! But if it of great importance, I take responsibility. That and nothing on schedule for next eighty year. *BWOOP*
3021 CODEC
Excellent. This affront to humanity has been named "Planeswalker" and it was created by known war criminal David "Daveykins" Gonterman. Your only role in this is to aid the rest of the agents, whom you will be meeting shortly, in berating the target to the very end. While it may not seem very important now, you are doing more for our cause than you could possibly know. Remember your role... Mr. President. Over and out. *BWOOP*
3022 Hiroshi Yamauchi
Excellent. Now await arrival of young men who I tell to do things, then berate other people work. This just like being President again. Enter.
3024 Morte
What's up Chief?
3025 Ash
Hey, wait...This isn't Ruins 3. The decoration is much, much worse. Oh, a Skull mag! It must belong to that dead man with the sunglasses! And it's way bigger than mine!
3026 Dr. Weird
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ... WHAT IS THIS? WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
3027 Vash the Stampede
Hey, where are all the girls?! They said I'd be working with girls! The only one that fits the bill is the one talking about ruins..
3028 A Something Awful Goon
Hey, I was trying to get to DPPH. What the hell is this? Where is my pornography?
3029 Ash
Oh, you! At least I don't have some kind of wild animal living on my head! *sniff*
3030 Hiroshi Yamauchi
Awwww, you make little girly boy cry! How about we forget tight clothes and bad haircut and look at big screen? I see more color on Famicom screen than this American trash!
3031 Black Mage
Hey, neat. A floating skull. Don't see that every day. Wait, what this 'webcomic' thi.. OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.
3032 Sentient Zaku
[REACTIVATING SYSTEMS. REACTOR ONLINE. SENSORS ONLINE. WEAPONS ONLINE. "FUNY" ONLINE. ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL. ENGAGING SPEECH-SYNTHESIS SUBROUTINE] WORD UP BIZZATCHES. SENTIENT ZAKU IS BACK IN THE HIZZO... OH HELL NO. YOU REACTIVATED ME TO READ ANOTHER GONTERMAN COMIC? WHY MUST THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL? UH. HA. HA. HA.
3036 Ash
Oh...No....Robot...Not again... *nervous spasms; possible vomiting* I'll be in the bathroom!
3041 Morte
Wait, wait a second here Chief. Let me see if I get this Gonterman straight. Wizards of the Coast has a magical book they use to make their card games? So that would make all those things the Christian Fundamentalists said about Magic right, eh?
3045 Hiroshi Yamauchi
Hohoho! Stupid American company. If I had book of magic, I would make world my slaves, not make stupid card game for fat slob Americans.
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